At Snafu we dance to the beat of our own drum, we're like marmite - you'll either love us or hate us - simple. We're not here out to impress the mass market with mock indie cheese-fests or foam parties, instead we meet the needs of a smaller, ecelctic, clued-up and vibrant crowd. Our residents musicians are signed and respected DJs and producers, our flagship Dirty Hearts Club has had NME and UK wide recognition, our guest acts speak for themselves.


The View - Fun Lovin' Criminals - Miss Kittin - Felix Da Housecat - Lady Sovereign - Leeroy(The Prodigy)
20/20 Soundsystem - Ty (Mercury Music Winner) - Jacques Lu Cont - Vector Lovers - Slam - The Streets (afterparty)
Mash - Milton Jackson - Dizzy - Futureshock - Juan Atkins - Lottie (Radio 1) - Louie Vega - Dave Clarke
Markus Enochson - Justin Robertson - Kenny Hawkes - Stereo Mcs - Dj Hyper - Tom Middleton - Spektrum
Greame Park - Jon Carter - The Needles - The Garcias - Babygod - RadioClit - Lotek HiFi - Meat Katie
Blackbeard - Tokyoblu - Scribe Sayar - Nathan Fake - Carl Craig - Cassius - Gilles Peterson - So So Modern
Soil & "Pimp" Sessions - Rob Da Bank - Gene Farris - Harri - Mz. Kondukt - Krash Slaughta - Bigg Taj (Human Beatbox)
Scratch Perverts - The Little Kick - MSTRKRF - X-Press 2 - The Wagner Brothers - The Unabombers - Lee Van Dowski & Quenum
Paul Woolford - Asad Rizvi - Chicks on Speed - Terry Francis - Sista Stroke - Shifty Johnson - Soul Jay - Dj Mehdi
Uffie + Feadz - Cagedbaby - The Greenskeepers - James Curd - John Larner - Hector Moralez - Uncle John & Whitelock
Infinite Livez - Silicone Soul - Akala (Mobo 2006 Winner) - People Under The Stairs - Miss Honey Dijon - Wasted Little Djs
Murray Richardson - Sammy Jo (Scissor Sisters) - Joey Negro - The Cuban Brothers - Francois Dubois - Chris Lake - James Holroyd
The Idjut Boys - Sole Music Soundsysyem - Groove Armada - Tom Baker - Mr C - Sugardaddy - Tom Findlay - Crazy P
Don Mac - Jota Wagner - Uncle Buck - Sandra Melody - Louie Vega - Barbara Tucker - Switch - The Filthy Dukes
Belle & Sebastian - Chicken Lips - The Glimmers - The Trouble Djs - Prins Thomas - Lindstrom - Erol Alkan - Derrick Carter
Octogen - Rolando - James Lavelle - Monica Electronica - Calvin Harris - Slope (Sonar Kollektiv) - Slam - South Central
and much much more..

We are a key venue for the annual TRIPTYCH FESTIVAL

And here's some other info you may or may not need: Dress code Some people like to dress up, some people like to dress down. So whether you're in your jeans and trainers or dressed to the nines you'll get in to Snafu. Lost Property We recommend that you place your bags and coats in our cloakroom. Each item costs £1. However if you do leave the club without an item, please call the office on 01224 596111 from Monday - Friday between 10:30am and 6:30pm We hold unclaimed items for approx 1 month, so do call if you lose something. Beverages You can download a copy of our cocktail menu . and finally... if you ain't from round here, there's some accomodation options..

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The Carmelite Hotel, Stirling Street, Aberdeen, AB11 6JU - Tel: 01224 589101 Fax: 01224 574288
In our opinion the best hotel in Aberdeen by a country mile. Dating back to the 1820's, the hotel recently re-opened following a £2.5 million refurbishment. Award winning designers Surface designed the suites, each with a different theme.The Best, Cabanel, Japanese, Laundry, Antique and Bullnose Suites, all of which have the wow factor and ooze sex appeal. Very luxurious and surprisingly affordable. Room rates vary from £55 to £225 per night. (about a 5 minute walk from Snafu) For further details go to: www.carmelitehotels.com

The Aberdeen Douglas Hotel, 43-45, Market St, Aberdeen, AB11 5EL - Tel. 01224 582 255
Nice hotel, free WI-FI is you're thinking about work, and ideal wedding venue apparently. (about a 3 minute walk from the club) www.aberdeendouglas.com

Premier Travel Inn, West North Street Aberdeen Aberdeenshire AB24 5AR - Tel: 0870 990 6300 Fax: 0870 990 6301
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Rooms cost £59 a night. It's basic, but it does the job. Perfect if you just want to get your head down. (again, about a 5 minute walk form Snfau) www.premiertravelinn.com